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The elusive bootycall.

A nocturnal creature, most often found in heavily populated areas such as cities or college towns. It can be somewhat frightened of light, generally responding well to dim lighting or a subtle glow, such as that from a TV. Its appearances out of its burrows are generally short, not lasting longer than a few hours a night, and sometimes burrowing in hiding for weeks at a time. These creatures usually respond well to alcohol and other intoxicants. When dealing with bootycalls it is important not to make your presence too known to the creature. Do not overwhelm it as it can become frightened and feed trapped, leading it to run, find a new hideout, and never be seen again.

Beware, bootycall hunters. It is a dangerous path you walk. Oh, and I forgot to mention, some bite.

Enjoy the chase.

L